I hate people. Sort of.  Not really. But sort of.  Also, I don’t hate all people, just people in general as a group.

• Greetings (awkward)
• Etiquette and manners (awkward)
• Greed (I think the species is powered on it. Face it. We all are.)
• Hypocrisy (not doing what they claim to believe in/contraindication)
• Obsession with money clouding what’s important (oh well, it doesn’t matter if it destroys all that if it makes a lot of money…I mean we’re probably eventually wipe ourselves off the planet if we all keep doing that, but hey we made a lot of money!)
• Lies (unless they are so ludicrous and blatant that they are hilarious)
• Fake laughter and smiles (I can see you’re faking it. Stop it! It’s not “nice” either.)
• Fixation on shallow things (reality shows, video games etc)
• Obsessing on the current health “recommendation/warning” of the day (that is later proved false and probably had questionable validity to begin with or for sure we’ll be laughing our socks off in twenty years and future generations will be rolling around laughing  in a century from now…)
• The assumption that humans are the greatest species to grace this universe. Ever. Seriously, the species superiority of humans is outstanding.  (Animals? We’re not animals, we’re people! As if people are some sort of category completely independent from all other living organisms.)

• People with no sense of humour
• People with no sense of sarcasm
• People with no sense of logical reason (unless again, it is so ludicrous that it is hilarious then I like it because it’s funny)
• People who are obsessed with manners, greetings and other social norms
• People who are obsessed with “cleanliness”  (like dirt…I mean really? Please.)
• People who keep trying to greet me even though it’s clear that I’m having none of that
• People who are overly strict
• People who assume I’m a dictionary (or even a thesaurus sometimes!) because I’m an English major even though I somehow manage to suck at spelling
• People who are evil. Duh.